Un PC Jokes

[Wind Song]

Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.

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[Wind Song]

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"

[ConHog]

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An Ironing Board.

[Wind Song]

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An Ironing Board.

That is so bad.

[Wind Song]

A Pakistani comes to America and begins working for the ACLU but is unfamiliar with American advances in toiletry. On his first day on the job he comes back from the men's room saying he can't find any hole in the ground. His boss explains how American plumbing works and sends the Pakistani back. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream shakes the office walls. His boss runs into the bathroom to investigate why he's screaming.
The Pakistani replies, "I am just sitting here on the toilet like you instructed to do and every time I am making to flush, something comes up and squeezes dearly on my poor testicles."
His boss looks at what he's sitting on and says, "You idiot. You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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[Gator Monroe]

(Q) What do you call a Brother that Drives a German Sports Car ?

[Wind Song]

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

[Gator Monroe]

(A) a Porsche Monkey

[Wind Song]

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.

[Wind Song]

Q. How did the Muslim adulteress cross the road?
A. She was dragged by her feet, kicking and screaming, then she was stoned to death by a baying lynch-mob of brainwashed psychopaths.

[Wind Song]

(Q) What do you call a Brother that Drives a German Sports Car ?

I give up.

[Gator Monroe]

I give up.

(A) A Porsche Monkey

[Wind Song]

(A) A Porsche Monkey

So far you and Con are neck and neck for most unPC joke tonight.

[Wind Song]

Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?” She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."

[Wind Song]

Two glasses of wine on an empty stomach. I think I'm smashed. Nobody take advantage of me!