So this Palestinian walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be, pal?”
The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”
Exile
So this Palestinian walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be, pal?”
The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”
Your head exploded
Sky is making me laugh tonight
What do you call 10,000 dead Muslims at the bottom of the ocean?
A good fucking start............
Exile
Here's another one I saw a comedian named Carlos Mencia do on TV. He was dressed in a burqa, playing a female Palestinian comedian on stage in front of a group of guffawing Palestinian men:
Female Comedian In Burqa: My husband is so fat ...
Palestinian Men In Crowd: How fat is he?
Female Comedian In Burqa: My husband is so fat it took two bombs to blow him up.
Exile
A guy enters an “adult novelty” store and asks the clerk about purchasing an inflatable doll.
The clerk asks him, “Do you want a Christian doll or a Muslim one?”
The customer replies, “I don’t know. What’s the difference?”
The clerk responds, “You have to inflate the Christian doll yourself. The Muslim one blows herself up.”
Exile
Akmed the Dead Terrorist
Your head exploded
What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Super Minion
You do know, bad taste. ++ though on un-pc!Originally Posted by Wind Song
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
Your head exploded
Q. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A. Nothing, she obviously doesn't listen. --OR-- A. Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q. Why do women keep their holes so close together?
A. So you can carry them around like a six-pack.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.
Q. How many battered women does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. "Cook it in the dark, bitch!"
Q. What's green and in the kitchen?
A. My bitch, and I'll paint her any color I want.
Q. What do you call the useless skin around a pussy?
A. A woman.
Q. Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?
A. Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up with mud..
Q. Why do women have periods?
A. Because they deserve them.
Q. Why don't women need watches?
A. There�s a clock on the stove.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.
Q. What does a woman put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.
Q. How are women like bowling balls?
A. You finger them and throw 'em in the gutter, and they keep coming back for more.
Q. What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?
A. Einstein's cock.
Q. A motorcyclist hits a woman. Whose fault is it?
A. The woman's. She wasn't in the kitchen. --OR-- The motorcyclist's. What was he doing riding his bike in the kitchen?
Q. What's the biggest problem with being a black woman?
A. There's no kitchen in the back of the bus
Q. What's the difference between my wife and an onion?
A. I didn't cry when I chopped up my wife.
Senior Member
Rush Limbaugh got into an elevator. It went up a few floors and stopped. Hillary Clinton got in. The elevator continued upward, as the two eyed each other a little nervously. Finally Hillary reached out and pushed the STOP button. She looked at Limbaugh, and then peeled off all her clothes and said, "Oh, Rush, make a real woman out of me!"
Limbaugh looked at her for a moment, then stripped off all his clothes. He handed them to her, and said, "Iron 'em."
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
Ultimate Badass
Elton John and George Michael just finished a duet album, revisiting their previous hits with a updated twist. Title track?
"Don't let your son go down on me."
'Is there anything wrong with anything.' Is that what you're asking, friendo?
Copacetic
Ive heard similar, but...
...fuck, it's good to be the king.I have a sick sense of humor. I'm tossing tame Johnny jokes out there. If I posted some of my favorite jokes, they would be reported and I would get in trouble!
not really sure if this un-pc or just disgustingly indecent, but here's how it goes--
Whats the best thing about pedophilia?
Your dick looks so big in their little hands.
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
Copacetic
Statistically speaking, 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
Exile
There just isn't anything funny about rape. It's unfortunate that your choice to tell a rape joke doesn't match some of your other claims about supporting women.
The reason rape jokes are a bad idea has nothing to do with offending feminists or rape victims (although purposefully offending a rape victim is a pretty shitty thing to do). It’s not about how women react to the joke; it’s about how other men react. The sad truth is that some men really are rapists. The problem with rape jokes is that these guys —who seem normal but are actually rapists — hear the jokes and interpret them as a secret wink and nod that you approve of what they’re doing and that you would, or are, doing it too. Rapists think that all men rape and that other men keep it hushed up better. Rapists like rape jokes because it normalizes their violent behavior.
Most men would stop a rape if they could. Most will never have that opportunity, but you may the opportunity to stop rape jokes. Not because you don’t have a sense of humor, but because you care about preventing rape, protecting women, and letting rapists know that you are NOT their comrade, their ally, or their bro.
Keep in mind that none of here knows who may have raped, male or female in the community.
Your head exploded
Come on Dorothy, why did u have to do that? I made a joke or two about wife beating to. they are JOKES. you gotta learn context.
I made a joke about 10K Muslims at the bottom of the ocean, doesn't mean I condone anyone putting 10K dead Muslims at the bottom of the ocean.
2 steps forward 1 step back with you eh?
Copacetic
The bottom of sea one is old-school; I've heard it with a bunch of things, lawyers seems the most prevalent though.
You never know what people will find offensive. Of course, commenting on the inappropriate nature of a joke in a thread titled "un PC jokes"...reminds me of the comedy bit, "here's your sign"
Here's just one more. You wanna play rape? NO. That's the spirit.
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
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