Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
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Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
Plant Parenthood.
How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?
Shit in her ****.
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Why can't mexicans be firefighters?
They can't tell Jose from hose B.
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Did you hear about all the Mexicans that were in a pickup crossing the Rio Grande?
They drown.
They couldn't get the tailgate down.
If the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.
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FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
PONTIAC = Poor Old Niggah Thinks It's A Cadillac
If the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.
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GMC = gay man's ChevyOriginally Posted by SassyLady
Oldsmobile = old ladies driving slowly makes others behind infuriatingly late everyday
Dodge = drips oil, drops grease everywhere
Hyundai = hope you understand nothing's drivable and inexpensive
BMW = big money waster
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
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What you got for Chrysler?
If the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.
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Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair.
FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology
MINIVAN: Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
DODGE: Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
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Ida went with electrical instead of engine on Chrysler, but that's funny. Way funnier than what I was kicking around with cops hate running your stupid license every ....?
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
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An old classic
How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
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What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
Plant Parenthood.
What's got eight legs and terrifies woman?
Gang-rape.
If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.
Plant Parenthood.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.
Copacetic
Some people say you can't tell jokes about rape; well maybe they can't, but my jokes are hilarious. You know I once stopped a girl from getting raped; but in all fairness, I didn't really feel like chasing her.
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
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Lesbian Jokes with Margaret Cho
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