Q: What happened when jesus went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye kicked the shit outta him
Exile
Q: What happened when jesus went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye kicked the shit outta him
Exile
A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers Florida . She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. 'Hello, sir, how are you today?
'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his book.
'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked 'First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,' he replied and turned back to his book.
'I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely' she countered. Do you live around here?' she asked.
'Yes, I live over in Cape Coral , 'he answered' and again resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, 'Do you like pussy cats?
With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, 'How did you know that was what I wanted?'
The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'
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How to spot a gay muslim
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
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A baby duck and a baby skunk were standing beside the road looking at their dead parents.
The duck says "my mom died before she told me what I was." The baby skunk says "My mom never told me what I was either, maybe we can describe ourselves and figure it out."
The skunk says to the duck. "well you quack and you're yellow, You must be a duck."
"that's great!" says the duck, "lets see, you're half white and half black and you smell funny...........you must be Puerto Rican"
Plant Parenthood.
I think its a shame they had that rock concert to celebrate Princess Diana's life, i mean, she didn't have much to do with music. They should of done something that really related to her life, by having a gang bang in a minefield.
If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.
Plant Parenthood.
Q. Where do you send jewish kids with A.D.D.?
A. To concentration camps.
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Q. What’s the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?
A. Michael Phelps could finish a race.
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Q. Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
A. Because it wasn’t born yesterday.
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Abortion: Brings out your inner child.
If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.
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