Redneck pick up lines

[jackass]

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer
hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer
"bed-rock."

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,...........every time I think of it
my nuts tighten up.

[jimnyc]

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

This is a keeper, must work wonders on the ladies!

[Nienna]

I think I have heard something like #5. Didn't work, though. Hard to get one past ME!

[jackass]

I think I have heard something like #5. Didn't work, though. Hard to get one past ME!

Ok whats the worst one ever said to you?? And which one worked?

[Nienna]

Ok whats the worst one ever said to you?? And which one worked?

Well, my husband tried to tell me he was sterile. I didn't buy that one (see how smart I am!). But, there was a guy in a club who kept asking me what time it was, and I kept pointing to my wrist and saying I didn't have a watch, but he kept inching closer & closer and asking about the time. I thought he couldn't understand what I was saying bc the music was so loud, and that he was getting closer to hear me better. I fell for that one. He WASN'T getting closer so that he could hear me better. :eek2:

[jackass]

Hahaaha...why would he say he was sterile?

You have to be careful of us guys...were always up to no good!

[Nienna]

Hahaaha...why would he say he was sterile?

:innocent eyes: I have NO idea! What could he have been trying to get at?

You have to be careful of us guys...were always up to no good!

My mama tried to tell me...

[Nienna]

Any other ladies or guys? What pick-up lines have been used on you, and how did you respond?

[Nienna]

NO ONE else has ever been hit on in an interesting way? or ANY way?