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    Default On The 7th Day Obama Spoke To God

    After God created man and the universe in six days, God rested on the 7th day

    While God was catching his breath, Obama climbed a high mountain, looked up in the sky, pointed his finger at the heavens and yelled

    "YOU DID NOT CREATE ALL OF THJS ON YOUR OWN"


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    Quote Originally Posted by red states rule View Post
    After God created man and the universe in six days, God rested on the 7th day

    While God was catching his breath, Obama climbed a high mountain, looked up in the sky, pointed his finger at the heavens and yelled

    "YOU DID NOT CREATE ALL OF THJS ON YOUR OWN"
    Didnt you mean, read from his portable teleprompter-"YOU DIDNT CREATE ALL OF THIS ON YOUR OWN"--TYR
    Last edited by Tyr-Ziu Saxnot; 07-25-2012 at 07:25 PM.
    18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

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    There is a precedent for Presidents believing they are God.


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