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    Default Nudist Slams Testicles In Car Door.



    Posted in What The ? by Klink on the May 24th, 2007
    Most everyone at sometime or another has smashed their finger while closing a door. The excruciating pain of a smashed finger cannot compare to the pain suffered by a 73 year old nudist this week in Florida.



    While staying at the RV campground section of the Cypress Cove Nudist Resort near Orlando Florida, the sun worshiper’s slip up almost cost him his testicles. After backing his small camper into its parking spot at the resort, he and his wife were gathering some things out of the back seats of there car. The man had his arms full and attempted to close the car door by shutting it with his rear end.

    Everybody in the campground knew that someone had gotten hurt pretty bad ,said one of the resorts employees. With the mixture of the man and his wife screaming the mishap could be heard through out half of the resort.

    They were only stuck in the door for maybe 5 seconds ,said the nudist who refused to give out his name. My wife was as scared as I was. As soon as I shut the door I knew I had messed up in a big way. I guess they just swung back and got slammed in there when I pushed the door closed with my butt, he said.

    I can’t imagine the pain he was in but they didn’t fill the need to go to the hospital and they plan on finishing out they vacation in Orlando.
    http://www.funtechtalk.com/nudist-sl...s-in-car-door/
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
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    Damn, that just poses WAY too many questions I DON'T want the answer to.

    ...and a really bad visual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shattered View Post
    Damn, that just poses WAY too many questions I DON'T want the answer to.

    ...and a really bad visual.

    I know what you mean. It just doesn't seem, oh well, never mind.
    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    I know what you mean. It just doesn't seem, oh well, never mind.
    Right.. And so very wrong, it can't even be funny...

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    OK girls... I'll say it so you don't have to... the guy must have had a sack hanging like a stud bull.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pale Rider View Post
    OK girls... I'll say it so you don't have to... the guy must have had a sack hanging like a stud bull.
    I had to rep you for that one, Pale!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pale Rider View Post
    OK girls... I'll say it so you don't have to... the guy must have had a sack hanging like a stud bull.
    He was 73! How far did it have to drop to....

    Ack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    I had to rep you for that one, Pale!
    Thanks Abbey...

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    Ick. Blech. :shiver:
    Blessed be Your name, when the sun's shining down on me, when the world's "all as it should be," blessed be Your name!
    Blessed be Your name on the road marked with suffering, though there's pain in the offering, blessed be Your name!
    Every blessing You pour out I'll turn back to praise. When the darkness closes in, Lord, still I will say...
    Blessed be the name of the Lord!
    Blessed be Your name!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shattered View Post
    He was 73! How far did it have to drop to....

    Ack.
    Do I need to elaborate even further?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pale Rider View Post
    Do I need to elaborate even further?
    I *told* you this image was all wrong.. I also said it raises a whole host of questions..

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    It all works out, since his wife's boobs are probably at about the same height off the ground.
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    I figured I'd post this...To give all you nudist guys here on the board...

    A warning!!!!!

    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
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    Quote Originally Posted by stephanie View Post
    I figured I'd post this...To give all you nudist guys here on the board...

    A warning!!!!!

    You should probably be mass-dinged for injecting everyones head with such a visual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shattered View Post
    You should probably be mass-dinged for injecting everyones head with such a visual.
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
    Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)

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