Hell I pos repped her for such a good laugh.Originally Posted by shattered
You should probably be mass-dinged for injecting everyones head with such a visual.
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Hell I pos repped her for such a good laugh.You should probably be mass-dinged for injecting everyones head with such a visual.
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It all works out, since his wife's boobs are probably at about the same height off the ground.
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Optional titles for the story:
The Case of the Crushed Cajones
The Saga of the Sagging Sacs
Great Balls of Fire
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
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It all works out, since his wife's boobs are probably at about the same height off the ground.
Mean Girl
So did I, but I scolded her.Hell I pos repped her for such a good laugh.
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Cracked Nuts In Season.
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good ones...
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
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The board needs something to lighten it up every now and then Stephanie. That was a GOOD one...
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I hear ya Pale...
Thanks all.....
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
Libertas Super Omnia
I could have gone my whole life without imaging the pain one must feel whe getting your sagging nuts slammed in a car door. Thanks...
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I just choked on my coffee reading these replies!
Sad, but undeniably hilarious!
Bulldog.
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Sagging is putting it mildly.. Did he not wear underwear his entire life? How far back did they have to fly to get caught in a car door that he slammed shut with his BUTT? You gotta figure close to a foot...
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"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
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Now you're making my eyes water!
Bulldog.
Libertas Super Omnia
Ever see Silence of the Lambs? Nutsacks can swing back, especially if a guy is bent over sufficiently.
There's some more great mental images for you, eh?
Liberty is the greatest measure of equality.
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