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    Quote Originally Posted by 5stringJeff View Post
    Ever see Silence of the Lambs? Nutsacks can swing back, especially if a guy is bent over sufficiently.

    There's some more great mental images for you, eh?
    I've seen Silence several times.. It's one of my fav movies.. But.. he wasn't bent over! He was..oh, hell. Nevermind.

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    when I read that he was 73 I was half expecting to read that he was still sitting in the car when it happened.

    the lesson, never close the door with your butt if you don't have pants on... the guy deserved it, nudists should know not to keep the family jewels so close to danger.
    See You In Hell

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    He should of been wearing....

    An under the butt nut hut....
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
    Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)

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    I could never join a nudist colony.. I'd be too busy telling certain people to put clothes on...

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    The sight... of all the boobs and........other things..
    Flopping all around.....
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
    Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephanie View Post
    He should of been wearing....

    An under the butt nut hut....
    Then grandmaw should have been wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pale Rider View Post
    Then grandmaw should have been wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder.
    Yep...
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
    Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)

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    Quote Originally Posted by shattered View Post
    I could never join a nudist colony.. I'd be too busy telling certain people to put clothes on...
    Seriously.... SERIOUSLY... I totally agree. All that fat, wrinkles, stretch marks, sagging, disproportion....
    Last edited by Pale Rider; 05-24-2007 at 06:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephanie View Post
    He should of been wearing....

    An under the butt nut hut....
    You mean a banana hammock?



    But of course he wasn't wearing anything... it's a nudist colony!

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    I want my mommy. People should be well-protected from such images.. They're mentally traumatizing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5stringJeff View Post
    You mean a banana hammock?



    But of course he wasn't wearing anything... it's a nudist colony!
    Never heard that one before...
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
    Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)

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    That pain shoot to my stomach! Damn!
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    Why the Hell should I have to press “1” for ENGLISH?

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    :::NEWS FLASH:::

    The man's wife has been reported as saying, "I never found reason to complain about the size of my husband's freehold, but he keeps moaning about his 2 acres!"

    Bulldog.

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    So, to lighten the mood, let’s all re-enjoy this old chestNUT of a thread.

    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

    “Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
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    Sweet, necroposting a 10 year old thread!!

    I slammed my finger in the door, not once, but twice!! And that was perhaps the most painful things I have ever endured. Both times I ended up going to the hospital to get one drilled, and the other had the pressure released with a small laser that burnt a hole through my fingernail. I just couldn't imagine doing similar with the chestnuts, having them develop "pressure" and having to go to the hospital to have that pressure released! Oh man!!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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