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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Sweet, necroposting a 10 year old thread!!

    I slammed my finger in the door, not once, but twice!! And that was perhaps the most painful things I have ever endured. Both times I ended up going to the hospital to get one drilled, and the other had the pressure released with a small laser that burnt a hole through my fingernail. I just couldn't imagine doing similar with the chestnuts, having them develop "pressure" and having to go to the hospital to have that pressure released! Oh man!!
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    A 73-year-old nudist guy? He must be tripping over himself every other step he takes!

    (not sure why I added this icon - it just seems strangely appropriate)
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 - A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him to the left.
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    The Perils of the Pendulous Pair
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    Maybe car safety tests from now on should include a "73-year-old nudist shutting the car door with his butt" safety test. I know if I were a 73-year-old car buyer, I would want to know!

    (might be difficult to find 73-year-old nudist testers, though)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ View Post
    A 73-year-old nudist guy? He must be tripping over himself every other step he takes!

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    73 years old probably DOES explain how he managed to slam a car door on them. I'm having a hard time picturing that as a physical possibility. Seems to me one would have to put some serious effort into getting the nads in position for such a feat.

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    His testies must be 2 feet long....Proof that stuff sags A LOT when you get old.



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