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    Default Pickin' Grits

    This true story is about grits and humor.

    A friend and I were staying at the Forest Hills Inn on Long Island; where the US Open tennis tournement used to be played.

    At breakfast, friend tells waitress he'd like two over easy, sausage, and grits.

    Waitress says I've heard of grits but I don't think we have them.

    Friend says I have to have some for breakfast everyday because I'm a grit farmer.

    Waitress says how do you raise grits?

    Friend says, honey, it's easy you just plant 'em and they grow. But then comes the hard part.

    What's that she asks?

    Pickin' them little rascals.

    Rebel Grits

    One cup of grits prepared per package instruction
    6 oz. cheddar cheese grated
    1/2 cup diced onion sauted in 2 tbls of butter.

    Stir cheese and onions into grits.

    Bon Apetit

    Mike Sharq

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    I love grits, with butter and a little bit of salt. I've had grits with cheese - it's not quite my thing.

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    I'm a Yankee... I don't like grits.

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    I'm a yankee and I LOVE grits! But I have them with hot sauce. Mmmmmmmmmmm!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jillian View Post
    I'm a yankee and I LOVE grits! But I have them with hot sauce. Mmmmmmmmmmm!!
    I'm a Reb and I won't get near em! YUKE!!! My daughter loves them though.
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    Why the Hell should I have to press “1” for ENGLISH?

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