Disappointing. Based on the thread title, I was expecting a story about cops who were trying to prevent a fire from spreading and while doing so tased a guy. I was thinking, "Multi-tasking, nice, the city is getting it's moneys worth...
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll