So that explains it!

[Abbey Marie]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses
claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed
onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a
well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by
the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March
1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Al Gore, Jr.,
Hillary Rodham, John Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean,
Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were
born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

[Mr. P]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses
claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed
onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a
well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by
the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March
1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Al Gore, Jr.,
Hillary Rodham, John Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean,
Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were
born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

Oh Abbey, this is OLD news.

[Gaffer]

No wonder the government covered it up.

[avatar4321]

yeah, but its all untrue of course.

[KitchenKitten99]

...
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?

yeah, but its all untrue of course.

how do you know? I know when I look at Hilary, I think 'Ewe, yuck'

[stephanie]

This whole thread cracked me up..