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    Default Monkey runs around IKEA

    And a well dressed little bugger he was



    An unaccompanied monkey wearing a stylish winter coat and a diaper surprised Sunday shoppers at a Toronto Ikea.

    The fashionable rhesus macaque, sporting a miniature shearling jacket, was first spotted in the parking lot, before roaming around and eventually being cornered inside the store.

    Police believe that the pet had been in a car before escaping from both a crate and the vehicle to look around Ikea. Canadian police said: 'It's a smart monkey.'

    Shopper Bronwyn Page told Toronto CTVNews of when she spotted the unusual customer outside the store: 'We saw a crowd of people and a little animal and I was like ‘oh my gosh it’s a monkey.’

    Page first believed that the seven-month-old animal was fake but discovered otherwise when the monkey showed signs of distress.

    Toronto animal services eventually caught the monkey inside the store.

    The primate's owners, who had been shopping in Ikea, came forward after the incident. They now face $240 fine for having an illegal pet.

    The rhesus macaque species is not endangered but it is against the law to keep the animal in Ontario.

    The monkey remains in the care of animal services but is said to have recovered from its stressful shopping experience and is in good health.

    News of a monkey in a coat visiting Ikea quickly went viral on social networks. On Twitter, #Ikeamonkey trended and there are least two parody accounts. There is also an Ikea Monkey page on Facebook.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...eads-Ikea.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    And a well dressed little bugger he was





    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...eads-Ikea.html
    Quick, ban him for entering the USA. Or else we may see him elected in 2016 as obama's replacement.
    18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

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    Poor monkey. I'm starting to feel bad for him. I kinda do wish he could go back with those who raised him. I suppose if it's against the law, the law prevails. But I hate to see a little monkey distressed!

    http://gma.yahoo.com/video/pets-2659...-31323850.html
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