Outsource your own job!

[jimnyc]

This is hilarious. Keep the majority of your salary and watch cat videos and play on DP all day!

A Verizon case study recently revealed that some people will go through great lengths in order to be able to watch cat videos all day.

We first heard about it on TNW.

The study documents the scam of a developer, who is referred to as Bob. He worked at a "critical infrastructure" company in the U.S. and started outsourcing his work to China underneath his company's nose, and would only pay those people less than one fifth of his six-figure salary.

Here's how it was possible.

Bob's company had started letting employees work remotely from home on certain days, so it set up a VPN concentrator to facilitate that. The company implemented two-factor authentication for the connection, with the second factor being a physical, rotating token RSA key fob. So all Bob had to do was send the key over to China via FedEx.

The company eventually noticed strange activity in its VPN logs, so it asked Verizon for some help understanding what was going on. The logs showed that Bob was logged in from Shenyang, China, even though he was sitting at his desk.

The company initially thought there was some kind of malware routing traffic from an internal connection in China, and then back to the U.S.

But Verizon investigators quickly noticed a major red flag. The VPN connection wasn't new and had been active for at least six months.

So they zeroed in on Bob himself, and took a forensic image of Bob's computer to recover as many files as possible and check for signs of malware.

What they ended up finding were hundreds of PDF invoices from a third-party contractor in Shenyang, China.

A look at his browsing history revealed what his typical work day consisted of:

9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos.
11:30 a.m. – Take lunch.
1:00 p.m. – Ebay time.
2:00ish p.m. – Facebook updates – LinkedIn.
4:30 p.m. – End of day update e-mail to management.
5:00 p.m. – Go home.

So while workers in China were doing Bob's job for him, Bob was sitting back, relaxing, watching cat videos, and earning "several hundred thousand dollars" a year.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/story-...135701981.html

[hjmick]

Good work if you can get it... Or if you can get someone else to do it for you.

[jimnyc]

Good work if you can get it... Or if you can get someone else to do it for you.

It's basically what a good boss does, delegate authority and get the job done. His bosses are just angry that he does it better than them.

[aboutime]

We should begin Outsourcing of 535 members of Congress. Send them all to DISNEYLAND, and let them get a good dose of Reality with Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Dumbo, and the Seven Dwarfs....Bashful -- Doc -- Dopey -- Grumpy -- Happy -- Sleepy -- Sneezy. And Let the PRETENDER tell them HE'S IN CHARGE of stupidity.