“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
This ones my favorite.
But it does remind me of something, I hate it when women think they understand guys better then guys.
i recently told a girl to run from a guy cause he's a womanizer, she didn't believe me, and it was a week later that she was crying in my arms cause he used her. (just barely kept myself from rubbing it in her face)
I've boiled it down to being 4 types of guys. and every woman should take heed.
1. The guy who thinks with his dick; just want to get laid.
2. the guy who thinks with his heart; falls in love quickly, legit cares, but is fickle, and usually afraid of commitment.
3. the guy who thinks with his brain; usually too busy for girls. and doesn't really care. But more often then not total perverts.
4. the guy that thinks with his soul; legit cares, usually the nice guys.
Not saying that you're one or the other, most guys are a good mix of two or three of them.
Also, i've explained what's going on inside guy's heads alot, and girls have never believed me. And even after i was proven right, they still flat out ignored my advice.
I'm usually #2, a sucker for love and romance. Then I move on to #1, because well, I'm a guy, which by default makes me a pig. But I'm always #4, never have intent of using or hurting anyone. I've been told I wear my heart on my sleeve.
And #3 I don't like, that's where dem homo people come from!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock