Getting to nail the librarian? Priceless!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
I'm confused. Where in the story does he say he's gay?
Or, are you assuming it because he chickened out on banging the hot librarian (and yes, I think we've ALL had that fantasy at one time).