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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I don't know how I missed Glock posting that. I EFFING HATE SPIDERS!! Just looking at that thing made my hair stand on end. I don't know if that vid is real or a setup, but that's why I don't get to close to those sneaky bastards. Get a 6 foot broom and swing at it like Babe Ruth!
    I'd be at it with a shot gun and leave a foot-wide hole in the ceiling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glockmail View Post

    I knew it was coming, and I jumped anyway! Was that Australia? I swear that county has the biggest, baddest species of everything.
    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Uh oh, just passed by and Mrs. Jim is reading this thread. She said something about if I wasn't nice she was going to login and tell everyone all kinds of stories. I guess I'm a hypochondriac at times and am a Momma's boy when I get injured. Either way, listen to nothing the woman says if she joins, it's all lies!
    Tell her how you want that young man in Vallejo to get an, ahem ... attitude adjustment.

    If she wants to know why, tell her because he told the cop he was late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert A Whit View Post
    Tell her how you want that young man in Vallejo to get an, ahem ... attitude adjustment.

    If she wants to know why, tell her because he told the cop he was late.
    I just read this back to her, she replied "Shut up ya old fucker".
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I just read this back to her, she replied "Shut up ya old fucker".
    Oh hell, now you just offended that fart About Time. LMAO

    Hey, since you are on her shit list, I don't mind joining you on it, for a few beers.

    So long as you are buying. LOL

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    Default Hey Jim

    Why do you suppose I like you?

    Go ahead and explain it to me.

    Hey, stop that language. You piss off the board fart. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert A Whit View Post
    Why do you suppose I like you?

    Go ahead and explain it to me.

    Hey, stop that language. You piss off the board fart. LOL
    I have no idea why anyone likes me, I'm a miserable person. I wouldn't like me if I wasn't me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I have no idea why anyone likes me, I'm a miserable person. I wouldn't like me if I wasn't me.
    May I quote you? May I quote you all the time? Go tell your wife what you said to the old fart. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert A Whit View Post
    May I quote you? May I quote you all the time? Go tell your wife what you said to the old fart. LOL
    She's learned very well to block me out. It would be a wasted effort. Not even "in one ear and out the other" - it never even enters the ear. Totally tuned me out.

    Robert?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    I knew it was coming, and I jumped anyway! Was that Australia? I swear that county has the biggest, baddest species of everything.
    I have no idea. I lack the balls to watch it a second time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    She's learned very well to block me out. It would be a wasted effort. Not even "in one ear and out the other" - it never even enters the ear. Totally tuned me out.

    Robert?
    Huh?

    I was busy showing you Combat.

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    Saw the title and thought of this from a story the other week:

    “The greatness of America lies not in being more enlightened than any other nation, but rather in her ability to repair her faults.” De Tocqueville



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    LOL my friend had something that looked like that on her belly button she asked me to pop it cuz she thought it was just a zit, but it hurt and she didnt want to do it. When I popped it a 100 little flies came gushing out and she started to scream! OMG I thought I would be deaf. We spent the next 2 hours disinfecting her as she cried and screamed and cried... She is still traumatized by it and I still laugh at her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NT'sGirl View Post
    LOL my friend had something that looked like that on her belly button she asked me to pop it cuz she thought it was just a zit, but it hurt and she didnt want to do it. When I popped it a 100 little flies came gushing out and she started to scream! OMG I thought I would be deaf. We spent the next 2 hours disinfecting her as she cried and screamed and cried... She is still traumatized by it and I still laugh at her.

    That is so gross!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    That is so gross!

    It was gross but I still could not help but laugh...
    Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” —. Morticia Addams


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