WTF is this on my face?

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I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thanks Glock!!!

Sassy, the first time I saw that was at my favorite Thai restaurant with my wife and daughter. We are waiting for our order and my daughter shows me that video on her smart phone. I nearly jumped out my seat and the manager, who knows me by name, ran over and thought I was having a stroke or something.