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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I told my wife that I now have a headache, and asked if it were possibly related? What do I know, maybe a spider bite or similar could give you a headache, no? She called me "zitface" and kicked me out of her room.

    jimnyc: Have you considered.....Maybe SHE bit you?????
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    Jim, I don't think you really want to have sex with your wife ... you keep doing things to get yourself thrown out of bed. Letting the dogs poo/pee on things, wanting a monkey running around everywhere, eating chips and getting zits .... how can you blame here?!

    However, when your eye pops from a spider bite I'm sure she will feel some remorse.
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    It's a bacterial skin infection-- likely staph (super common) Clean it well and use a hot compress for ten minutes or so; it'll usually burst on its own, but incision and drainage works too. Just keep it clean and avoid touching it. If it continues to worsen after a couple days, seek medical care.
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    Looks like a bite, though it could also be an abscess.

    I worked with a woman who got a similar random spot on her cheek, turned out it was an abscess, and left a (tiny) scar like a hole in her cheek. Def worth getting it checked out.
    If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I told my wife that I now have a headache, and asked if it were possibly related? What do I know, maybe a spider bite or similar could give you a headache, no? She called me "zitface" and kicked me out of her room.
    Why don't you pretend you are her best friend for 21 days and see if she warms up.

    I suspect that at the moment, it would be pretending but the alternative may cover you with zits.

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    I know how you can get rid of it....

    Isaiah 38:21 Now Isaiah said, “Let them take a cake of figs and apply it to the boil, that he may recover.”
    ...full immersion.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    I know how you can get rid of it....

    Isaiah 38:21 Now Isaiah said, “Let them take a cake of figs and apply it to the boil, that he may recover.”
    Don't get Tailfins going please...

    Too early on a Saturday morning for Evangelical wars...

    go sit on your cake of figs......
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    That's what it looks like now.

    Give it a week...



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    Quote Originally Posted by aboutime View Post
    jimnyc: Have you considered.....Maybe SHE bit you?????
    I suppose anything is possible, but my head would probably be missing if she had her way!

    Quote Originally Posted by SassyLady View Post
    Jim, I don't think you really want to have sex with your wife ... you keep doing things to get yourself thrown out of bed. Letting the dogs poo/pee on things, wanting a monkey running around everywhere, eating chips and getting zits .... how can you blame here?!

    However, when your eye pops from a spider bite I'm sure she will feel some remorse.
    She's not exactly filled with remorse when I'm in pain, she generally plays that mini violin with her 2 fingers!

    Quote Originally Posted by logroller View Post
    It's a bacterial skin infection-- likely staph (super common) Clean it well and use a hot compress for ten minutes or so; it'll usually burst on its own, but incision and drainage works too. Just keep it clean and avoid touching it. If it continues to worsen after a couple days, seek medical care.
    That's what I've been doing when I can, get the water as hot as possible, put on washcloth and try to burn it to death. Staph? Doesn't that kill people?

    Quote Originally Posted by Noir View Post
    Looks like a bite, though it could also be an abscess.

    I worked with a woman who got a similar random spot on her cheek, turned out it was an abscess, and left a (tiny) scar like a hole in her cheek. Def worth getting it checked out.
    An abscess? How the hell would I have gotten that?

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert A Whit View Post
    Why don't you pretend you are her best friend for 21 days and see if she warms up.

    I suspect that at the moment, it would be pretending but the alternative may cover you with zits.
    Why 21 days? That's MUCH too long!

    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    I know how you can get rid of it....

    Isaiah 38:21 Now Isaiah said, “Let them take a cake of figs and apply it to the boil, that he may recover.”
    So apply some fig newtons to the affected area?

    Quote Originally Posted by Voted4Reagan View Post
    Don't get Tailfins going please...

    Too early on a Saturday morning for Evangelical wars...

    go sit on your cake of figs......
    Yes, no Holy wars in my thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    That's what it looks like now.

    Give it a week...



    That's what it feels like when I first get up in the morning! Everything is puffy and blurry for a bit. I think I'm killing it though, between the acne medicine and the hot compresses. I woke this morning and it's turning purple. So either I'm killing it, or the alien is coming closer to the surface!
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    Some strains of staph kill people; kinda like some strains of the flu kill people. There's a particularly nasty strain, MRSA, that is resistant to most antibiotics. Hope you don't have that; but most people contract that in clinical situations, operation at a hospital etc. it's probably not though, but if it doesn't heal after being drained, see a doctor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I suppose anything is possible, but my head would probably be missing if she had her way!


    You married a praying mantis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by logroller View Post
    Some strains of staph kill people; kinda like some strains of the flu kill people. There's a particularly nasty strain, MRSA, that is resistant to most antibiotics. Hope you don't have that; but most people contract that in clinical situations, operation at a hospital etc. it's probably not though, but if it doesn't heal after being drained, see a doctor.
    Greg Lloyd, a great linebacker for the Steelers in the 90's, contracted MRSA while in the hospital and it nearly killed him. He was never the same again after that.

    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    You married a praying mantis?
    Worse, an independent woman!

    Quote Originally Posted by taft2012 View Post
    I think Michael Jackson owns him now! Or did...
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    That's what it looks like now.

    Give it a week...




    ​Jimnyc: Problem solved. JUST INHALE!
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    it could get worse........

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