Bar Hopping............Free Drinks

[manu1959]

Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between
Them.

Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large
Sausage.

Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots
Of Jack Daniels.

Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in?
We haven't got any money to pay for this!"

Larry replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through
My zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
Out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for
Free.

At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this
Anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third Bar!"

[jackass]

[JLO]

Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between
Them.

Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large
Sausage.

Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots
Of Jack Daniels.

Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in?
We haven't got any money to pay for this!"



Larry replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through
My zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
Out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for
Free.

At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this
Anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third Bar!"

Good One!

[Pale Rider]

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