After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
My Chihuahua is all about sharing, when it's not his food or bed. Other way around and he thinks he's a pit bull! In fact, just a few minutes ago my poor aging Pug was crying to climb into his own bed, as Porter was in there and he was likely afraid the little Mexican thought he was an oversized burrito!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
Porter finally gave way and gave Jerome his bed back - but then he goes to the BIG bed and crawls into the blankey and makes himself comfy!!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
I think in every picture you've posted of Porter, he looks like he's ready to rumble!
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Imagine my disappoinment when I clicked this thread and didn't see boobs...
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
My parents had this dog that Dad loved to mess with. We would set at the table to eat and Dad would take a small plate or bowl and put food in it and put it down on the floor by his chair. Call the dog over and put his hand back down towards the food dish.
That dog would almost take his hand off.
Dad had fun with that dog.
Dad had this huge Labrador dog he put on a very long cable so it could run around a lot. The small dog would go out and really play hell with the much larger dog.
The Labrador looked like it could eat bears. I at first stayed clear of it since i seldom drove that far up to visit my parents. I liked to be there when I had time to stay at least 3-4 days.
One of my parents grand sons got down on the floor and crawled up to moms small dog and he got bit in the face for doing that. Same dog that Dad messed with at the dinner table.
Dad had the huge dog on the cable outside since it would otherwise have been killed by neighbors since the dog got into trouble over killing neighbors animals. When dad told me that, I decided not to mess with that dog. Dad claimed it would never harm me.
18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.