Cat's been soiling the floors

[Robert A Whit]

Why you old crusty crustacean! Be kind to animals from now on!

I solved that cat's problems. And solved my sisters problems too, Little Jimmy Brown. Bet you had never heard of that song, did ja.

Jim, I can't stand seeing such animals suffer.

Tell you this. Find a very sick cat. Then try to pawn it off on somebody else. How was my sister of almost no income supposed to do it in 1980?

She had no internet. She had no Craig's list. She had kids to feed.

[jimnyc]

I solved that cat's problems. And solved my sisters problems too, Little Jimmy Brown. Bet you had never heard of that song, did ja.

Jim, I can't stand seeing such animals suffer.

Tell you this. Find a very sick cat. Then try to pawn it off on somebody else. How was my sister of almost no income supposed to do it in 1980?

She had no internet. She had no Craig's list. She had kids to feed.

You sound like my eldest brother. I suppose in some ways it was the right decision, as it's better than suffering. Still something I could likely never do. I'm an animal fanatic.

[Robert A Whit]

You sound like my eldest brother. I suppose in some ways it was the right decision, as it's better than suffering. Still something I could likely never do. I'm an animal fanatic.

Jim,

My sister and her kids also are in the animal kingdom. I had to help pick the best animals to help out. My sister and her kids lacked money to do a thing for that cat.

As I said, I gave it a pill from the barrel of my .357 Ruger magnum.

[glockmail]

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I did take the op into account. ....

Obviously you did not.

[glockmail]

I am not the person posting that women are bitches. Don't try to put the blame on me.

Again you are posting bull shit. I call bitches "bitch", biatch...

[gabosaurus]

Again you are posting bull shit. I call bitches "bitch", biatch...

Feeling bitchy today, glock?

[glockmail]

How about today, how's he doing?

No uke since I went with his new food: "Evolve". He ain't happy with his new living arrangement, but he's just going to have to get used to it.

It will also make sure that he won't bring his toys and buddies into the main part of the house while we're away. The potential for a disaster if that happened is enormous. He's brought birds in the house before. You ever had to catch a wounded, wild bird flying around your house? And after he tortures them, kills and eats them, he has a habit of uking parts up later on.

If we came back from vacation with dead birds, bird shit and uke all over the place my wife would call for his head.

[jimnyc]

No uke since I went with his new food: "Evolve". He ain't happy with his new living arrangement, but he's just going to have to get used to it.

It will also make sure that he won't bring his toys and buddies into the main part of the house while we're away. The potential for a disaster if that happened is enormous. He's brought birds in the house before. You ever had to catch a wounded, wild bird flying around your house? And after he tortures them, kills and eats them, he has a habit of uking parts up later on.

If we came back from vacation with dead birds, bird shit and uke all over the place my wife would call for his head.

Hmmm, I see the "p" is other words, so I know it works, but it's missing from the word "puke". Why? Are you messing with my head? LOL

[glockmail]

Feeling bitchy today, glock?

Not at all, sweetness. I just finished a big project yesterday afternoon, picked up my check for one completed last week, re-filled my business checking account, spent last night going over another engineer's report for the plantiff on a case, then advised my client's attorney how to crush him during deposition that's happening right now. I can almost hear the poor fellow screaming from here.

Then this morning I completed my report for renovations to a gorgeous mansion for another client, cut down a tree in my front yard with my daughter's help, spread leaf compost over the stump for a new garden, and am winding down here, packing my skis for a trip to Aspen tomorrow morning.

[glockmail]

Hmmm, I see the "p" is other words, so I know it works, but it's missing from the word "puke". Why? Are you messing with my head? LOL

Just another word for it, like:

• talking on the big white phone
• looking to by a Buick?
• going to Europe?
• technicolor yawn
• driving the porcelain bus...

[glockmail]

Back from an 8 day vacation and the floors are clean, cat is healthy as a horse.

[glockmail]

Update on the little bastard. The special (expensive) food I was giving him he didn't like, and lost a lot of weight. Fat cat turned into skinny cat. So I started mixing it with his favorite, kit and kaboodle. Then he'd pick through the bowl to get to it, and leave the "good" food in the bowl. One day he walked out the door and almost fell over he was so weak, like a damn anorexic.

So I just stared giving him the kit and kaboodle. Now he's looking better, about half his weight is back and he's not fat. He's only puked once in many months, and that was just liquid mixed with grass on the bathroom tile floor- he didn't even hit the grout!

The expensive food? I mix it with the dog's food!

[Gaffer]

Dogs will eat anything.

[DragonStryk72]

Update on the little bastard. The special (expensive) food I was giving him he didn't like, and lost a lot of weight. Fat cat turned into skinny cat. So I started mixing it with his favorite, kit and kaboodle. Then he'd pick through the bowl to get to it, and leave the "good" food in the bowl. One day he walked out the door and almost fell over he was so weak, like a damn anorexic.

So I just stared giving him the kit and kaboodle. Now he's looking better, about half his weight is back and he's not fat. He's only puked once in many months, and that was just liquid mixed with grass on the bathroom tile floor- he didn't even hit the grout!

The expensive food? I mix it with the dog's food!

lol, you might consider a change out to raw food for the cat, as well. Like use actual bits of chicken, fish, and whatnot as opposed to kibble.

[glockmail]

lol, you might consider a change out to raw food for the cat, as well. Like use actual bits of chicken, fish, and whatnot as opposed to kibble.

Raw? I never tried that. If I give him leftover meat he rarely eats it. Even grilled salmon he'll eat just a little bit then walk away from it. Yet he gets all excited with kit and kaboodle. Yeah, he's retarded.