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    Default Jim: Would you eat roasted monkey to see boobies?

    If so, I can hook you up.
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    i heard Jimmy likes a nice Rack.

    Here you go Jimmy Boy


































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    I'd do an awful lot to see boobies, but I draw the line with my furry little friends. I couldn't even harm them at all, let alone eat them!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Well.... since you rejected such a nice Rack...

    I guess you'll have to get some Boobies































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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I'd do an awful lot to see boobies, but I draw the line with my furry little friends. I couldn't even harm them at all, let alone eat them!
    My wife keeps showing me pictures of the "toughest" men in her family eating roasted monkey. I smell a challenge coming on my next visit with the in-laws. Her uncle is quite a character; he used to be a Hugo Chavez aligned union agitator, then he got saved and turned away from it. In an odd way full fledged hammer-and-sickle Communists have a better grip on reality than milquetoast liberals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailfins View Post
    My wife keeps showing me pictures of the "toughest" men in her family eating roasted monkey. I smell a challenge coming on my next visit with the in-laws. Her uncle is quite a character; he used to be a Hugo Chavez aligned union agitator, then he got saved and turned away from it.
    I've heard the tail is the best part. Try the tail next time.
    18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I'd do an awful lot to see boobies, but I draw the line with my furry little friends. I couldn't even harm them at all, let alone eat them!
    What is up with your old lady? Doesn't she have boobies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert A Whit View Post
    What is up with your old lady? Doesn't she have boobies?
    He likes a box of samplers, not a bag of the same candy. I just wonder if he would get tired after seeing thousands of them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyr-Ziu Saxnot View Post
    I've heard the tail is the best part. Try the tail next time.
    How would you know? Are you holding back? I was thinking of thigh meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert A Whit View Post
    What is up with your old lady? Doesn't she have boobies?
    The grass is always greener on the other side, Bobby Boy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailfins View Post
    He likes a box of samplers, not a bag of the same candy. I just wonder if he would get tired after seeing thousands of them.
    I worked at a bagel store, as a baker, when I was very young. I ate them little things like they were going out of style. People used to say that, that you would get sick of them. They told me the same thing when I worked at a pizza joint. Till this day, I could eat bagels for breakfast and pizza for dinner every night if I could. And it goes without saying, that it's impossible to get tired of seeing boobies. That would be like getting tired of seeing kittens, or puppies. There are things in life that just bring a smile to your face.
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Anyone ever see "Faces of Death"? They came out with sequels too. It's a movie with actual recordings of death. Not for the weak, that's for sure. Most of it is of the human variety, but there was one really sick part. Yes, that's right, I have learned to deal with human death, but abuse of animals makes me VERY angry. I forget where it was, but there was a table with a small cutout in the center. They would place the monkey there and close the table, so only his head stuck out. The participants had small hammers and they beat it to death, and then ate it's brains. I'm not making this up, true story.

    I may not succeed, but I think I would kill people like that if they tried it anywhere near me.
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    I'm betting that even Grumpy Cat likes boobies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I'm betting that even Grumpy Cat likes boobies!



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