Quote Originally Posted by Anton Chigurh View Post
"Smoking" may have been the misleading term. Here's what happened:

I got done cooking my bacon? Yeah and it was time for the eggs and stuff right? So since it was right there handy I put my salt in the pan ya know? The black pepper was right there too so in it went as well gnomesayin? Well in 30 seconds when I returned with the eggs there was this big invisible cloud of noxious fumes, and I caught a breath of it. Conclusion? You can't smoke black pepper it's bad for ya.
Bull! You tried rollin' it up in J♦Bs and lighting it. You're ashamed at being such a dork and are backtracking! You DO know the smoking your underwear wise crack is just a joke, don't you? What else have you tried to smoke?