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    So my niece has a rather large lizard, a Bearded Dragon. But he lives in a nice warm cage, and generally has food lying around, or crickets jumping about. So "Bella" likes to join her in the cage! Usually she'll swat at her, and then go lounge at the other end. But she better be careful, as the lizard bites back! I hope they don't wake up with a dead lizard one day, she needs to put a better lid on there. Half is cool, the other half she uses a sheet so that she can feed it and get it out easier. Dumb move...



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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    So my niece has a rather large lizard, a Bearded Dragon. But he lives in a nice warm cage, and generally has food lying around, or crickets jumping about. So "Bella" likes to join her in the cage! Usually she'll swat at her, and then go lounge at the other end. But she better be careful, as the lizard bites back! I hope they don't wake up with a dead lizard one day, she needs to put a better lid on there. Half is cool, the other half she uses a sheet so that she can feed it and get it out easier. Dumb move...

    If they find a dead lizard they need to replace it with a bigger, meaner Iguana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailfins View Post
    If they find a dead lizard they need to replace it with a bigger, meaner Iguana.
    I had a Savannah Monitor that would have eaten an Iguana for breakfast! Then again, my brother had some sort of water monitor about 10-15 years ago, damn thing was about 5-6 feet and HUGE in diameter. He would have swallowed the kitten whole!

    This cat is funny. She is SO small, the runt of the litter, and SO friendly. She purrs forever and hasn't hissed in her entire life. She never brings the claws out and is just a happy cat. Then turn your back for a minute and she is either trying to eat the Dragon, the Gecko or the Guinea Pig!! She's a little hunter.
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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