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    Default Golfer falls into a sinkhole in the middle of an Illinois fairway

    What are the odds? You're just hanging around, shooting a round of golf - and POOF - the ground disappears and you are swallowed! WHY couldn't this have happened to Obama!!!???

    You know what's fun? Hitting your drive in the middle of the fairway. You know what isn't fun? Getting penalized for it. Most of the time that means your ball finds a divot, but one Illinois golfer found plenty more trouble out in the middle of a Waterloo, Ill. golf course fairway.

    Mark Mihal, from Creve Coeur, Mo., was playing Annbriar Golf Course, a place he frequents, when ground gave way to the 43-year-old, dropping him 18 feet into the middle of a dirt abyss.

    “I was standing in the middle of the fairway,” Mihal told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch on Monday. “Then, all of a sudden, before I knew it, I was underground.”

    Immediately Mihal said he thought back to a story of a man that was sleeping when ground gave way and he was never recovered, but after 20 minutes, some rope and help from the course's general manager, he was pulled from the sinkhole and back on solid ground.
    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-d...582--golf.html
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    What a great hazard!
    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    What a great hazard!
    Haven't thought of that! Does he lose a stroke? Does he get a mulligan?
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Haven't thought of that! Does he lose a stroke? Does he get a mulligan?
    Good questions!

    If this keeps up, I think I am going to invent a telescope-golf club. Or maybe periscope-golf club.
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    My old college roomate was from Waterloo. Farming area in Western Illinois. Last I knew, she was a successful novelist with 6 kids, married to a farmer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    My old college roomate was from Waterloo. Farming area in Western Illinois. Last I knew, she was a successful novelist with 6 kids, married to a farmer.
    One out of two being successful is fair odds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    What a great hazard!
    Golf or Die...

    What a concept!

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    Wouldn't that be considered "a hole in One​"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aboutime View Post
    Wouldn't that be considered "a hole in One
    More like One in a Hole.
    "The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com

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    according to the rules... if that happened he would be allowed to place his ball 2 club lengths to the point of nearest relief and there would be no penalty

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    What are the odds? You're just hanging around, shooting a round of golf - and POOF - the ground disappears and you are swallowed! WHY couldn't this have happened to Obama!!!???



    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-d...582--golf.html
    Why not indeed?!!!!!--Tyr
    18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

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