Christian Lesbians are A-OK with God and Jesus!

[typomaniac]

As we all know, the anti-gay crowd loves to quote a handful of Biblical verses about the sinfulness and abomination of homosexuality.

But guess what? Each and every one of those verses applies to.....MEN!

That's right, ladies. The Bible says absolutely nothing about lesbian behavior. So go ahead and enjoy those carpets with righteous pleasure. Even the early Christians knew that their faithful menfolk needed something fun to watch.

[theHawk]

What are you a 9 year old? You're just finding this out?

[darin]

Moved to Lounge

[typomaniac]

What are you a 9 year old? You're just finding this out?

What are you a 6 year old? You haven't figured out how ridiculous it is to say that it's evil for men to do it but not for women?

[darin]

What are you a 6 year old? You haven't figured out how ridiculous it is to say that it's evil for men to do it but not for women?

The bible doesn't say "its okay for women - just not men."

I ALMOST moved this thread to the Humor section because I thought you MUST be joking around.

[typomaniac]

The bible doesn't say "its okay for women - just not men."

I ALMOST moved this thread to the Humor section because I thought you MUST be joking around.

But if it were truly so evil, don't you think that God would have felt it necessary to be explicit that both men and women were forbidden from doing this? Seems like a major theological hole here (pun intended).

[darin]

But if it were truly so evil, don't you think that God would have felt it necessary to be explicit that both men and women were forbidden from doing this? Seems like a major theological hole here (pun intended).

God's pretty clear, ya know? Homosexuality is spoken about quite often - without regard to gender.

[Guernicaa]

Two lesbians are the least equipped when it comes to have sex.
Without the billion dollar sex toy industry of rubber dildos lesbians would be relying on broom handles and whatever creative inventions they came up with.

[Pale Rider]

God's pretty clear, ya know? Homosexuality is spoken about quite often - without regard to gender.

That's exactly right d. That was pointed out to me before, that the term "homosexuality" refers to BOTH men AND women. So yes, what the Bible say's about homosexuality pertains every bit as much to women as it does men.

Discussion over... Next?

[typomaniac]

God's pretty clear, ya know? Homosexuality is spoken about quite often - without regard to gender.

Quote me ANY passage that does not mention men.

[Pale Rider]

Quote me ANY passage that does not mention men.

Your argument has already been blown out of the water... so what's your point?

[typomaniac]

Your argument has already been blown out of the water...

Only in your fucked-up version of reality. Neither you nor DMP have proven squat as yet.

[Pale Rider]

Only in your fucked-up version of reality. Neither you nor DMP have proven squat as yet.

Was I being nasty? No. Why are you being nasty? Get a grip, and continue in a civil manner.

You initially said the Bible made no reference to women. We proved you wrong. Now you want to throw a fit?

[nevadamedic]

That's exactly right d. That was pointed out to me before, that the term "homosexuality" refers to BOTH men AND women. So yes, what the Bible say's about homosexuality pertains every bit as much to women as it does men.

Discussion over... Next?

Well then, let the sin begin!!!!!!!

[Pale Rider]

Well then, let the sin begin!!!!!!!

We got plenty of it here in Nevada.