Starring: Vanessa Hudgens & Selena Gomez (former Disney stars) & James Franco

I figured, how could you go wrong with a cool spring break movie, with all of the girls, crime, all of the girls, James Franco I think is a great actor & all of the girls. It also comes with a better than average rating from 6 months of reviews on IMDB.

They failed me. I thought the movie sucked. Hudgens and Gomez can't act. They're cute, but that doesn't make for a good movie. Franco did a good job of coming off as a pimp/drug dealer/thug/rapper... but that wasn't enough. The lines were dumb, therefore the acting subpar. The weird effects and zoning in and out of different times didn't work. Neon pink glowing scenes were dumb. Teeny boppers being successful thugs doesn't work. James Franco with grills (jewelry covering his teeth) was annoying as hell.

I honestly can't think of anything positive to report from the flick.