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    Default A lil' joke

    A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
    A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”
    The man replies: “I’m a tourist from Saudi Arabia.”
    That night the news on Fox TV says: “Islamic extremist kills New York dog.”


    It pretty much sums up the way the press deals with Muslims.
    اشهد ان لا اله الا الله و اشهد ان محمدا رسول الله

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar00 View Post
    A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
    A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”
    The man replies: “I’m a tourist from Saudi Arabia.”
    That night the news on Fox TV says: “Islamic extremist kills New York dog.”


    It pretty much sums up the way the press deals with Muslims.

    JAFAR. If that was true about the Press in the USA. Obama would have given the DOG a NOBEL PRIZE.
    I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
    So, this is for them.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar00 View Post
    A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
    A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”
    The man replies: “I’m a tourist from Saudi Arabia.”
    That night the news on Fox TV says: “Islamic extremist kills New York dog.”


    It pretty much sums up the way the press deals with Muslims.
    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

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    Btw, did anyone see that the new Chris Pine "Jack Ryan" movie is about a Christian terrorist? Yea, that's a really significant problem. Hollyweird strikes again.
    I'm happy to report that I heard the movie bombed- no pun intended.
    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

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    Make fun of your own country Jafar.

    My City recognizes a good deed regardless of political affiliation.
    You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.

    Captain America

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    I like Rottweilers!

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    Cute, but any good humorist will understand their audience. Try this:

    Quote Originally Posted by jafar00 View Post
    A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
    A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”
    The man replies: “I’m a tourist from South Carolina,” as he gets in his truck with a Romney '12 sticker on the back.
    That night the news on MSNBC says: “Redneck Republican extremist kills New York dog.”


    It pretty much sums up the way the press deals with Southerners.
    Just trying to help.
    Last edited by fj1200; 01-24-2014 at 09:45 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fj1200 View Post
    Cute, but any good humorist will understand their audience. Try this:



    Just trying to help.


    SO...Both of you are Southerners too?
    I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
    So, this is for them.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voted4Reagan View Post
    Make fun of your own country Jafar.
    I do, and often!

    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I like Rottweilers!
    They are cute.... when they aren't gnawing off your arm
    اشهد ان لا اله الا الله و اشهد ان محمدا رسول الله

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