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    Default Woman With No Legs

    Q; What does a woman with no legs have in common with a snail?
    A: They both leave a slime trail.

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    Now that is sooooooo wrong!
    I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
    Thomas Jefferson


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    The slime part is sick. But it reminded me about a woman who was in the hospital with gangreen in her left leg. The doctor had to amputate it.
    Problem was. In the operating room. The doctor CUT OFF the wrong leg, then cut off the bad leg.

    One year later. In court. The Judge THREW OUT THE CASE.

    The woman DIDN'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!
    I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
    So, this is for them.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !

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