Steelers in '23
4 Kinds of sex
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
Life, Love, Truth, 3 gems
Been there, done that. It always comes out shitty. Kinda like a 4 month old burrito eaten in a drunken stupor.Originally Posted by jimnyc
-Tyr
18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
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I have enjoyed a lot of first two choices and none of the last two. Nor will I ever.
To me, there are only two kinds of sex -- good and bad. Of which the bad is never my fault.
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