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    Was touch and go there for awhile but grandpa's secret family pizza recipe (aka Pappa John's ) seemed to do the trick.
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    Even a toddler can be bought with pizza.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaffer View Post
    Even a toddler can be bought with pizza.
    Well, that and Yo Gabba Gabba on the tube. Toddler Heaven.
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    Too funny! Brought to his knees by a not-yet-two-year old! LOL!

    Reminds me of the first time her godparents watched my 10 month old. The father and I went out to dinner for perhaps 2 hours calling only once, being told, "Everything was fine! Got to go!"

    As we walked up to the front door, it opened and her godfather thrust the screaming child into my arms. He was nearly crying himself. Kendall of course stopped immediately and put her arms out to her godfather to take her back! LOL!

    She'd started crying as soon as we left. Nothing they tried would get her to stop, not even funny faces. Of course, once I was there, she thought her Uncle Gregg was hilarious.

    Needless to say, it took awhile for them to offer again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    Too funny! Brought to his knees by a not-yet-two-year old! LOL!

    Reminds me of the first time her godparents watched my 10 month old. The father and I went out to dinner for perhaps 2 hours calling only once, being told, "Everything was fine! Got to go!"

    As we walked up to the front door, it opened and her godfather thrust the screaming child into my arms. He was nearly crying himself. Kendall of course stopped immediately and put her arms out to her godfather to take her back! LOL!

    She'd started crying as soon as we left. Nothing they tried would get her to stop, not even funny faces. Of course, once I was there, she thought her Uncle Gregg was hilarious.

    Needless to say, it took awhile for them to offer again.
    The oldest was fine. I used to babysit her regularly before I moved away. The toddler had not been left alone with me before. She settled down, then wouldn't let me out of her sight. They behaved fine. Until the parents came home. Then they went nuts.

    I adjusted my halo and pointed out they sure didn't act like that for me.
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    Pizza works 99% of the time, but if that 1% hits you in the future, get McDonald's french fries! Kids are like pigeons when it comes to fries and will eat them till they explode! When Jordan was like 2-3, and would be a crying mess, I used to swing by Mickey D's and hand off about 10 french fries to him. He would eat them and fall asleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Pizza works 99% of the time, but if that 1% hits you in the future, get McDonald's french fries! Kids are like pigeons when it comes to fries and will eat them till they explode! When Jordan was like 2-3, and would be a crying mess, I used to swing by Mickey D's and hand off about 10 french fries to him. He would eat them and fall asleep.
    Yeah, I was thinking more like sharing a librium between the two of them.
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