Existing model must be moved off premises within 30 days after sale.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...127662112.html
Existing model must be moved off premises within 30 days after sale.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...127662112.html
"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them." - Instapundit.com
I don't care who you are, that's some funny stuff. And if you've spent much time perusing craigslist classifieds, it's downright hilarious.
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99
18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
All humor has some aspect of truth to it of course, but the humor is in the surprise. Our government being bloated and broken isn't funny at all; but when you click the title with certain expectations of there actually being something for sale; expectations supported by the use of jargon, buzzwords, phrasing, etc. which are frequently used in classified ads-- therein lies the humor. The truth of it is maddening IMO.
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.AeschylusRead more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...zeMUwcpY1Io.99