Originally Posted by
gabosaurus
You are OK until she goes to the store and sees a newer, more updated model.
I never understood the appeal of sex toys. My favorite was always the detachable shower head.
Ten glorious years and my sweety hasn't went a shopping for that..
When a man puts his heart , soul and jack hammer into it , da woman has
no need or desire to look for a replacement
That's my story and I'm sticking to it..
By the way, that is a two way street ya know. She depends on my faithfulness too.
And this 'ole boy learned long ago some extremely valuable lessons on that topic. -Tyr
18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.