I don't think 'UK', here, means what I'd like to think it means (?). Nice thought, though.
Getting back to what I think was the point of the thread, I'd describe my accent as 'soft Cockney' (a bit less soft if I've had a few ..). I was born in north London, spent much of my life there .. moved east to SE Essex, where the people have a sort of broader, more strident form of Cockney accent (it's actually difficult to pinpoint the difference). Spent around 10 years there ... moved back to 'my roots' for three years, and now I've moved again, to Wales. I've been there just short of five years.
I take pride in not having picked up anything of the 'local' accent !
It's That Bloody Foreigner Again !!!
Speaking of which, my friend has lived in England for about five years and already has the lingo down. All this talk of nappies and prams and the English spelling of words. And her oldest daughter already has an England cricket outfit.
Manchester joke: Jesus turned down the Man U manager position, so they give it to his subordinate, Louis Van Gaal.