Toilet cleaning

[Mr. P]

Instructions for Cleaning the Toilet

1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.

2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in
the direction of the toilet.

3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the
lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.

4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce / generate
plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the
toilet; your cat is enjoying itself.

5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the "Power-wash"
pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.

6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between
the toilet and the front door.

7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid
quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be
moving from the toilet to the front door.

8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.

With best wishes,

The Dog

[jillian]

-- signed,

the cat.


heh!

[Mr. P]

Cats just have NO sense of humor!

[jillian]

Cats just have NO sense of humor!

lol... dunno, I thought the cat was pretty funny. heh!

[Mr. P]

lol... dunno, I thought the cat was pretty funny. heh!

At least I know now they're good for something.

[KitchenKitten99]

Dear owner:
That little carpet buffalo ankle-nipping thing that is supposedly classified as a dog (more like the size of a rat), does the same thing as a cat, but even better, because you don't need to let him out, you can flush him right down (he's as small as a turd, and smells like one anyway) and not worry about cleaning up the puddle of water I, the cat would make from leaving the toilet in a hurry.

--the cat

[retiredman]

I have four cats, and every one of them would start digging their claws into me as soon as I started to do step 2.