Mayo or Miracle Whip?

[shattered]

Now you're in trouble. Ms Chef Boy R Dee has arrived. And I was about to open my mouth and say something but then I realized if I ask HER what's the difference between bacon bits and crumbled bacon, she'd tell me. And I don't want to know. I like bacon bits.

And no offense, princess,:bow3::bow3: but that sounded good. Not everyone is a culinary artist like you.

I'm gonna tell you anyway.

Crumbled Bacon: Bacon
Bacon Bits: Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Flour, Caramel Color, Red 3), Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Salt, Natural Flavoring, Hydrolyzed Corn Gluten, Soy Protein and Wheat Gluten.

[Gunny]

I'm gonna tell you anyway.

Crumbled Bacon: Bacon
Bacon Bits: Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Flour, Caramel Color, Red 3), Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Salt, Natural Flavoring, Hydrolyzed Corn Gluten, Soy Protein and Wheat Gluten.

I'm a Southern redneck dear. That sounds almost like health food. Especially if I can just sprinkle it out of the jar instead of having bacon grease all over the stove top, and a pan to wash. You're talking to guys here, dear. Of course if YOU want to cook ....

You just don't get to touch my grill.

[shattered]

I'm a Southern redneck dear. That sounds almost like health food. Especially if I can just sprinkle it out of the jar instead of having bacon grease all over the stove top, and a pan to wash. You're talking to guys here, dear. Of course if YOU want to cook ....

You just don't get to touch my grill.

This from the guy who used to go all cuckoo on me for suggesting he loosen his panties and have a piece of cheesecake and lighten up sometimes.

[Jeff]

Mayo and it has to be Hellmann's ( yup that is from the Yankee bring up )

[Shadow]

MMM BLT's with mayo. Almost better than sex (drool)

[shattered]

And we've had the grill discussion. You lost that argument a decade ago, and you still lose it today.

[Gunny]

This from the guy who used to go all cuckoo on me for suggesting he loosen his panties and have a piece of cheesecake and lighten up sometimes.

WTF?

I've been known to lighten up. Been told about it. When I'm sleeping, apparently I'm not a pain in everyone's ass.

[Gunny]

And we've had the grill discussion. You lost that argument a decade ago, and you still lose it today.

I never lost. You still haven't touched my grill. You're a girl. You get to make the salad and freshen up drinks.

[Jeff]

I never lost. You still haven't touched my grill. You're a girl. You get to make the salad and freshen up drinks.

Dang I bet you are a hit with the ladies


but I do agree

[Shadow]

When I was a kid we always had Miracle Whip and called it Mayonnaise. We also called all pop coke.

Yep..and anything slushie related sold in gas stations was an ICEE.

I also remember my dad's family drank coke with every meal...even breakfast (must be a hick thing). I remember thinking that was gross when I was a little kid while visiting them in Ill.

[Gunny]

Dang I bet you are a hit with the ladies


but I do agree

I just spit Coke all over my screen, fucker.

[aboutime]

The point is, it's something to talk about besides politics, right? This thread came out of a discussion with my gf. That's all. It's not a point of contention. She likes mayo, I like MW. So we have 2 jars in the fridge. THAT simple. It's NOT important. THAT is the point.

It's meant as humor more than anything else, and to lighten the mood. Kinda go with it, huh?

Gunny. Funny you should mention 'going with it'. Every attempt I have made to lighten things up around here in the past. Someone has always claimed they were offended, or insulted in some way.

It used to be fun until everybody else decided ONLY THEY know better.

[shattered]

I just spit Coke all over my screen, fucker.

Youd think youd have drinking out of a big boy glsss under control by now.

[Jeff]

I just spit Coke all over my screen, fucker.

Man that screen must be sticky

[Jeff]

Youd think youd have drinking out of a big boy glsss under control by now.

What no sippie cup