Mayo or Miracle Whip?

[shattered]

What no sippie cup

Im thinkin I may have to send him one. Think hed like Captain America?

[Gunny]

Gunny. Funny you should mention 'going with it'. Every attempt I have made to lighten things up around here in the past. Someone has always claimed they were offended, or insulted in some way.

It used to be fun until everybody else decided ONLY THEY know better.

Let 'em claim what they want, be insulted, cry in their Wheaties what-the-fuck-ever.. Peace, dude. I'm not here to fight with anyone. I posted my political views in the appropriate place to give you an understanding of me. This thread is about Miracle Whip and mayo. I meant it as just a means of lightening up the mood around here. But guess WHO keeps dragging it down?

I don't think I know better than anyone. I voice my opinion. That's it. I post crap like this for fun. Nothing else. There's no politics behind it. Just entertainment. You know there ARE those of us who who can't just go out and party, right? When I ask you to lighten up, why do you get so offended?

Go back and look at your post. You tried to politicize a thread about freakin' mayo and MW. You don't want any part of me. None. And I'm holding back, trying to get along and trying to get other people to come here. And if you think I won't go off on your ass, ask around.

You're pissing me off and I don't care who you think you are ... let it go. Please. I guarantee you won't like the results otherwise. I'll light your ass up so fast you'll think you're a leftover Christmas tree getting burned in July.

So, peace. Don't do this.

[Gunny]

Im thinkin I may have to send him one. Think hed like Captain America?

With you two Laurel n Hardy's around I probably DO need one.

[Jeff]

Im thinkin I may have to send him one. Think hed like Captain America?

At least he can make believe he is Captain America then, or better yet it could remind him of those of us that are truly like Captain America.

[Gunny]

At least he can make believe he is Captain America then, or better yet it could remind him of those of us that are truly like Captain America.

Nah. I'm Hawkeye, remember? I'm going to make sure I have an arrow that goes through TWO people at once.

[shattered]

Nah. I'm Hawkeye, remember? I'm going to make sure I have an arrow that goes through TWO people at once.

You cant handle a soda. Think someones gonna let you play with pointy objects?

[Gunny]

You cant handle a soda. Think someones gonna let you play with pointy objects?

I wear my disguise when I buy pointy objects. A lady's wig, trenchcoat ..... they never have any idea who I am. And when they ask it's like, "No, that's not a beard n moustache. See the earring and long synthetic hair? I'm a girl."

[shattered]

I wear my disguise when I buy pointy objects. A lady's wig, trenchcoat ..... they never have any idea who I am. And when they ask it's like, "No, that's not a beard n moustache. See the earring and long synthetic hair? I'm a girl."

Well....that certainly explains a few things, now doesnt it...

[Gunny]

Well....that certainly explains a few things, now doesnt it...

Well. You know how I am. I like to put on your dress and BBQ so you aren't so offended that a man's doing it.

[SassyLady]

Being a good Southern, redneck white boy, I won't touch mayo. Stalin invented it, I'm sure. I just don't know the exact plot behind it.

I'll use MW every time. Sandwiches, tuna salad ....

Anyone else?

Nope ... not in my house. I'm a Best Foods mayo girl - won't touch any other brand. That other white stuff, MW, is too sweet for me.

[shattered]

Well you know how I am. I like to put on your dress and BBQ so you aren't so offended that a man's doing it.

Why would a man trying to imitate his betters offend me?

[Shadow]

Nope ... not in my house. I'm a Best Foods mayo girl - won't touch any other brand. That other white stuff, MW, is too sweet for me.

I agree. That's why I don't eat it either.

[Gaffer]

MW is too sweet ffor a cheeseburger, but it's must for my bologna sandwiches.

[shattered]

MW is too sweet ffor a cheeseburger, but it's must for my bologna sandwiches.

Try your bologna with Skippy peanut butter.

[Gaffer]

Try your bologna with Skippy peanut butter.

Yuck

Bad enough my brother use to make peanut butter and jelly with bologna sandwiches on toast.