Hot Dogs

[shattered]

Because it goes on everything but beef. Then, Miracle Whip.

So..you make food bitter and inedible on purpose before you eat it?? Why?

[Jeff]

I don't eat them much but when I do it is either Nathans or Sabrett, Chili and onions, or Kraut or the cooked onions you can only get on the L.I.E. ( almost every exit has them )

[Gunny]

So..you make food bitter and inedible on purpose before you eat it?? Why?

Because I'm bitter and inedible, so why shouldn't my food be?

And I like mustard?

[shattered]

Because I'm bitter and inedible, so why shouldn't my food be?

And I like mustard?

Y'all sure are silly lil things, arentcha?

[Gunny]

Y'all sure are silly lil things, arentcha?

Smart enough to like mustard on my hot dog.

[Jeff]

Smart enough to like mustard on my hot dog.

Mustard on a Hot Dog is American, ya got to have that, hell I didn't even add it to my list of what ya put on a dog, I just thought everyone ( but kids, they like ketchup ) does.

[shattered]

You put bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a hot dog. You put all that on a poppyseed bun.

[Jeff]

You put bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a hot dog. You put all that on a poppyseed bun.

Sounds like you have been eating at Sonic What do they call that, the Chicago Dog ??

But hey it may be good, it all sounds good except the lettuce , that just doesn't fit.

[shattered]

Sounds like you have been e. ing at Sonic What do they call that, the Chicago Dog ??

But hey it may be good, it all sounds good except the lettuce , that just doesn't fit.

Nope. Chicago dog has weird shit like pickles on it.

And Johnny Ks in IL.

[Gunny]

You put bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a hot dog. You put all that on a poppyseed bun.

That's ridiculous. It's not a hamburger. Mayo on a hot dog?

[Gunny]

Nope. Chicaho dog hsd weird shit like pickles on it.

And Johnny Ks in IL.

It's a yankee dog, that's for sure. Putting all that commie crap on it. Pffft.

[shattered]

That's ridiculous. It's not a hamburger. Mayo on a hot dog?

Thats what I said. But dont knock it til you try it.

[Gunny]

Thats what I said. But dont knock it til you try it.

Uh huh. I haven't tried frozen monkey brains either.

[shattered]

Uh huh. I haven't tried frozen monkey brains either.

But I expect you would if they came with MW.

[Gunny]

But I expect you would if they came with MW.

That would be different.

I STILL wouldn't dress it up like a hamburger.