response contest...........

[Yurt]

Thank you for your letter. We also look forward to your continued success. My clerk Yurt will be responding forthwith. If you need any laundry done or coffee, he is quite capable of providing either. Not to worry, we don't "bill" for his time.

Yours truly,

[Pale Rider]

one of our companies clients wrote......

Interesting response.

And just and so I have my facts correct in any future conversations I may have regarding your firm, what amounts have we paid you to date, and what (of use) have we received for those payments?

Best of luck with your future endeavors.

come up with a response and i will send it.....

Thank you so much for your inquiry. Your account is currently in default. Our services were provided in good faith, and payment has yet to be made. Interest accrues on arrears daily. Please forward remittance in the amount of $XXX.XX.

Have a nice day.