First to respond decides my fate

[jimnyc]

I am debating for the umpteenth time on getting a kitten today. I REALLY REALLY want a kitten, especially before my dogs croak, as my dogs like cats! Of course I'm in a heap of trouble with the woman if I do, but she's an animal lover too, just a tad more responsible than I am.

No remember, before you answer - I think a few of you bastards implied I should buy a lawn mower without her permission, so it stands to reason that purchasing and saving an innocent life would get a higher priority, no?

So, first reader of this thread, what shall I do?

[Jeff]

I have 2 kittens right now, come on and get em

[jimnyc]

I have 2 kittens right now, come on and get em

You didn't answer ya bastard!! Must be between 6-8 weeks old, and me not driving 815 miles to get!!

[Jeff]

You didn't answer ya bastard!! Must be between 6-8 weeks old, and me not driving 815 miles to get!!

I will mail them, heck I believe we have many more on the way, fixing to sell them all to the closes Chinese restaurant.

[jimnyc]

I will mail them, heck I believe we have many more on the way, fixing to sell them all to the closes Chinese restaurant.

Mailing tiny kittens is just wrong!! And I know Laura won't let you do that.

And you STILL didn't answer, fucker.

[Jeff]

Mailing tiny kittens is just wrong!! And I know Laura won't let you do that.

And you STILL didn't answer, fucker.

Get a Kitten Man, show her who is boss, but wait for me to come for a visit I want to watch

[NightTrain]

Buying a mower without permission is just how a Manly-Man rolls!

It's a power tool, and when buying those men are are protected from retaliation and/or harassment under the Man-Code Act of 1923.

Kittens do not afford you the same protections, so you're on your own there.

[jimnyc]

Get a Kitten Man, show her who is boss, but wait for me to come for a visit I want to watch

I will hold you responsible should this lead to divorce. I am quoting your post, and it may be used in future proceedings should it lead to that. I'm not in my right mind, and you know that, and now you're poking me into doing something my wife clearly doesn't want.

I'm going to look shortly, and if I see twins for either of these, there may be a fight here today (the woman is home for the holiday)

[jimnyc]

Buying a mower without permission is just how a Manly-Man rolls!

It's a power tool, and when buying those men are are protected from retaliation and/or harassment under the Man-Code Act of 1923.

Kittens do not afford you the same protections, so you're on your own there.

I'm going to show my wife the code right now, was unaware it existed. At least if she frowns upon the kitten, I now have proof that there is law/precedent for the mower purchase. Should I get in trouble for that one, you will now be held legally responsible too!

[Gaffer]

Yes, get a kitten.

hehehe I win.

[Jeff]

I have to real ugly kittens ( a bit older than you want ) but they are so ugly they are cool, and the most mischievous I have ever seen, but wait a few weeks and I will have others to choose from

[jimnyc]

Yes, get a kitten.

hehehe I win.

Showing her your post too!

[jimnyc]

I have to real ugly kittens ( a bit older than you want ) but they are so ugly they are cool, and the most mischievous I have ever seen, but wait a few weeks and I will have others to choose from

Damn man, what's up with Duke? That cat doesn't stop!

[Jeff]

Damn man, what's up with Duke? That cat doesn't stop!

He is a horny little Fu**er

And the cat you wanted has grown a set so no it isn't a female but the other 4 are so you know what happens at my house every night

[Gaffer]

Showing her your post too!

Good thing I'm an anonymous poster huh. I do request you post pictures of the aftermath.