What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco

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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b

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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.

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How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos

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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.

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What do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.

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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.

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Why don't mexicans bbq?
The beans fall through the little holes.

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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken

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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither

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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family

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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
A miracle.

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What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?
Bean Dip.

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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.

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A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
Jail Break.

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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.

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What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.

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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it's probably yours!

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Why are Mexicans so short?
When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job."

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.

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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.