Speaking of dinner, here is a story about such that should never be repeated while having such.
Two criminals were traveling through the Korean part of town when they passed a business where someone had left a window open. They felt it was a perfect scenario to pull off a heist.
The men went looking for the safe, but couldn't find the light switch, so they picked up the heaviest box in the room and took off with it.
Once the men got outside, they found out they had grabbed a refrigerator instead of a safe. When they opened the door, they found the fridge was full of dead dogs. They dumped it in a corner lot and took off.
As police were investigating the scene, the business owner called to report a stolen refrigerator.
Police called back and said "We did find a refrigerator. Can you describe the contents?"
The business owner relied "Our dinner."
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