Has an annoying habit of jumping on you and scaring the bejeezus out of you! Never mind the fact that I taught and encouraged this behavior. Anyway, so I'm making a sandwich and he's stalking me, going around my legs letting me know he's interested. I'm making a sandwich on the counter when of course the little bastard jumps up and tries to eat it while I'm still making it. He's a determined little bugger, even though I tell him no, while laughing and likely encouraging him more. So while I pull out the deli drawer on the fridge, I figure to make the sandwich in the open drawer on my plate. A second later I almost dropped the plate when something landed on my shoulders. Rather than instantly putting him down to correct his behavior, I pulled out my cell and grabbed a picture of the cute little bastard!! Man, it's hard to get angry with them, even when they are assholes at times!!