Boss and Coworkers

[Said1]

If you could do anything to your boss and/or coworker(s) and not get fired, what would it be?


i can't think of anything that doesn't involve hitting, punching, hair pulling, burning toupees and stuffing gag balls in their mouths.


Perhaps someone else can think of something funny!

[5stringJeff]

All of this is at my old job:

To my immediate supervisor: Please say what you have to say in as few words as possible, not as many words as possible.

To my boss's boss: just because you're widowed and menopausal doesn't mean the rest of the world is your personal bitch.

To the other team leader in our division: I don't give a damn if you've been working here for 35 years and think you know it all. You're an inefficient blowhard who couldn't lead a claustrophobe out of a burning fireworks shed.

To the guy in the next wing over of the building, who does "graphics": you da man!

[glockmail]

One boss I had told me that my attitude toward certain co-workers was likely to effect my career. I told them it already did. I then got on the phone and lined up a new job making the same money, then quit.

For another I told him that his policies made it impossible to expand the market area that he hired me to break into, so he needed to change them. When he refused I quit and became his competition.

[Yurt]

You "cannot" spell it that way...

[Said1]

Let's see......to my co-worker "If it wasn't for our boss's coloassal boner, YOU'D be out on your ass, collecting welfare, like the rest of your clan'.

To my supervisor "Who are you trying to kid with that thing covering your bald head. For Christ's Sake, YOU'RE BALD. I know it, everyone knows it."

To my boss "Try screwing your wife. Seriously. Try it one day"

To my boss' wife "Sorry marrying someone 35 yrs older than yourself didn't bring you happienss, bitch. BTW, the thousands spent on plastic surgery would have been better spent on your sister'.