http://www.amazon.com/Kim-Kardashian.../dp/0789329204

My fave thus far:

"Do not buy this Horcrux

Bought this book to enjoy. Was horrified to find out that it possessed a part of the soul of a dark wizard who attempted to drag me to the Chamber of Secrets. Had to destroy it with a Basilisk fang, and I got venom on my clothes. Would not recommend this to any second years."