Originally Posted by
gabosaurus
I've heard about Hitler Ice Cream. It's smooth and pleasing to the taste. But once consumed, it takes over your taste buds and occupies all your insides.
The French initially resisted the introduction of Hitler Ice Cream, but quickly surrendered to its full-flavored attack.
Wanting to preserve the market share of their own ice creams, the Brits attempted to negotiate. But they were soon overwhelmed by boat loads of Hitler Ice Cream crossing the channel. Kids of all ages openly defied the British ice cream police. One bold lass stated:
"We shall eat on the beaches, we shall eat in the parking lots, we shall eat in the shoppes and in the streets, we shall eat in the hills. We shall defend our ice cream, whatever the cost may be. We shall never surrender!"
Yes ma'am that Brit bulldog loved his ice cream and dearly wanted to smash the newest ice cream freaks.
And to that end he executed a Herculean effort , getting the job done and later was punished by the ice cream lovers that he had just saved.
Which serves to yet again prove the old adage of --"no good deed goes unpunished", as the world's current master rewards evil and punishes good.. A fact.. -Tyr
Last edited by Tyr-Ziu Saxnot; 06-12-2015 at 10:05 PM.
18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.