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    Default Shark Attack

    Now I've seen it all (maybe).

    They were on the news questioning whether or not they could catch this shark that attacked the 2 kids the other day. SO let me get this straight: Like a bad episode of CSI, they're going to single out ONE shark (probably using forensics) ....???

    Next question is, well how can we prevent this?

    A few tips from someone who has swam in the ocean most of his life:

    1. DON'T SWIM NEXT TO A FISHING PIER.

    2. IF YOU SEE A FISHING BOAT, GET OUT OF THE WATER.

    3. IF YOU'RE THAT SCARED, DON'T GO IN THE OCEAN. IT'S THEIR WORLD.

    You got a better chance of being struck by lightning that attacked by a shark. But I love the "How can we catch this shark?" bull. Gonna read him his Constitutional Rights when you do?
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