Intelligence Riddle
President Clinton meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
"Clinton frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. "The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Clinton goes back home to asks Vice President Gore, the same question. "Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Gore, "let me get back to you on that one."
Gore goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Hillary Clinton's shoes in the next stall.
Gore shouts, "Hillary! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Hillary yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Gore smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Gore goes back to speak with President Clinton.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Hillary Clinton."
President Clinton gets up, stomps over to Gore and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.